Swimmer

Dear M,

Don't worry about Mr. Fancy Pants swimming in the lane next to you. Don't pay attention to him swimming a 200 Individual Medley. Don't worry about him swimming faster even when you're wearing fins. Don't worry about his flawless flip turns and technique. He's probably been swimming for 30+ years. (and you're not as hairy)

Your pal,
Cycling Chick