Running

Dear Cycling Chick,
We all know you are vertically challenged. In the future, I would not choose a treadmill that faces the windows. Watching the cars go by and trying to do intervals is just a recipe for disaster. Instead, I would choose one in the Treadmill Farm so you don't break your concentration, almost lose your balance and have to grab the treadmill so you don't fly off the back. It would definitely save you loads of embarrassment.

Your pal,
M

I told you I only pretend to be a triathlete. ;)